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THE OTHER CINDY MCCAIN
Fri 23 May 2008 10:50:00 EST

It's hard to get a psychic bead on Cindy McCain when there are, and have been since the Middle Ages, about a zillion Cindy McCain's out there. Asking Nostradamus to prognosticate on that name is like doing a Google search on the phrase "foxy brown" — which, by the way, returns a figure that matches at least one of Mrs. McCain's bank accounts. (Oddly this same phrase applied to the Psychic Internet turns up Michelle Obama in the top 10) ...  more
 

THE IDOLS HAVE IT
Thu 22 May 2008 8:15:00 EST

I was only mildly per-turbed by the many e-mails that flooded my in-box from readers who wanted me to predict the outcome of this year's American Idol. "Which David?" asked Tom J. of Las Vegas. "Is Cowell wrong?" asked Penny C. of Atlantic City. "Is Archuleta a direct descendent of the Nephilim?" queried Geren of Boise ...  more
 

MILEY CYRUS, MEET NAHUM MOSHEL
Wed 30 Apr 2008 7:00:00 EST

Miley Cyrus is not the first superstar to be caught between two worlds. Long before Hannah Montana con-certs and Miley Cyrus photoshoots, medieval rocker Nahum Moshel was playing himself in a popular morality play called Gignoux the Jew ...  more
 

WHAT'S IN STORE FOR

TOM CRUISE?

Did the Seer's ragged quills pen words that can be applied to modern celebrities like Tom Cruise? Probably not. But then again, what are we to make of this weird prophecy, which seems to portend a less-than-wonderful next life for the popular star?

  Croix sain will meet his fateful end,
  But wake to find himself a filthy tramp:
  Thomas Dubois, broken, without a friend,
  Recalling pasts beneath a cold street lamp.

Skeptics love to point out that people convinced of their own "past lives" typically cite famous or otherwise "significant" individuals as their progenitors. If reincarnation were real, they say, believers would be forced instead to reverence inconsequential nobodies. In the now much-publicized "California Quatrain," which masks a world-renowned Hollywood personality, Nostra-damus offers proof that having a famous past life is not altogether ridiculous.

You can read all about it in my new book, which offers insight into the lives of celebrities like Bette Midler, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, O. J. Simpson, and even Elvis. Dying to find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa? It's in there! Want to impress your friends with your knowledge of Mabus and Hister? It's in there! Buy the book today and control your destiny.

THE BOOK

HE KNEW

WOULD BE WRITTEN!

Now in paperback! THE LOST QUATRAINS OF NOSTRADAMUS was never intended for the general public, but thanks to the efforts of EOE Productions, the words of the Master can now be

revealed. Learn the secrets of the ages, such as when the world will end, or what Tom Cruise will do in his next life, or how to get rid of pet odors!

It's all here, gloriously channeled, translated, and interpreted by rogue scholar and mystic — and psychic gadfly — SIRIANUS. By purchasing your copy today, you will CHANGE THE WORLD by reading the quatrains to your friends and relations! You will soon acquire godlike powers that you can use to help others or decimate your enemies! Hurry and get your copy TODAY !

FULLY ILLUSTRATED !

Sirianus has teamed up with artist and culture czar Michael R. Neno to augment and complete this amazing work. Neno provides illustrations for new quatrains, along with rich, new studies of existing prophecies from Nostradamus's original Centuries. You will be moved to tears when you get to see, for the first time, recreations of the famous HISTER, his brother in evil and tomfoolery, MABUS, and even Mabus's mirror-twin, SADDAM. BUY THE LOST QUATRAINS OF NOSTRADAMUS today!