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THE NOSTRADAMIAN

PIG IN A BLANKET
Thu 30 Apr 2009 07:30:00 EST

Before my brains turn into pigswill, here is a set of "tips" from Nostradamus, passed on for "hearth and station" (home and office), and listed in no particular order, to help you avoid swine flu, bird flu, or any other horrible malady ...  more
 

PSYCHIC THERAPY
14 Apr 2009 08:30:00 EST

When I began singing the Master's heretofore uninterpreted prophecy Centurie VIII.82, it was obvious to everyone around me, including my servants, that my entire being had been taken over by Nostradamus. I had no idea what was happening to me and eventually I had to be—no, actuallly wanted to be—sedated. When I finally pulled out of it, both interpretation and appli-cation were clear: Nostradamus had sent a warning to his future readers about ...  more
 

LOOKING AND COOKING
11 Apr 2009 22:00:00 EST

Ever since astronomer Seth Shostak boldly proclaimed man would discover intelligent aliens by 2025, readers have been begging me to use my psychic prowess to confirm his opinion ...  more
 

WHAT'S IN STORE FOR

TOM CRUISE?

Did the Seer's ragged quills pen words that can be applied to modern celebrities like Tom Cruise? Probably not. But then again, what are we to make of this weird prophecy, which seems to portend a less-than-wonderful next life for the popular star?

  Croix sain will meet his fateful end,
  But wake to find himself a filthy tramp:
  Thomas Dubois, broken, without a friend,
  Recalling pasts beneath a cold street lamp.

Skeptics love to point out that people convinced of their own "past lives" typically cite famous or otherwise "significant" individuals as their progenitors. If reincarnation were real, they say, believers would be forced instead to reverence inconsequential nobodies. In the now much-publicized "California Quatrain," which masks a world-renowned Hollywood personality, Nostra-damus offers proof that having a famous past life is not altogether ridiculous.

You can read all about it in my new book, which offers insight into the lives of celebrities like Bette Midler, Michael Jackson, Tom Cruise, O. J. Simpson, and even Elvis. Dying to find out what happened to Jimmy Hoffa? It's in there! Want to impress your friends with your knowledge of Mabus and Hister? It's in there! Buy the book today and control your destiny.

THE BOOK

HE KNEW

WOULD BE WRITTEN!

Now in paperback! THE LOST QUATRAINS OF NOSTRADAMUS was never intended for the general public, but thanks to the efforts of EOE Productions, the words of the Master can now be

revealed. Learn the secrets of the ages, such as when the world will end, or what Tom Cruise will do in his next life, or how to get rid of pet odors!

It's all here, gloriously channeled, translated, and interpreted by rogue scholar and mystic — and psychic gadfly — SIRIANUS. By purchasing your copy today, you will CHANGE THE WORLD by reading the quatrains to your friends and relations! You will soon acquire godlike powers that you can use to help others or decimate your enemies! Hurry and get your copy TODAY !

FULLY ILLUSTRATED !

Sirianus has teamed up with artist and culture czar Michael R. Neno to augment and complete this amazing work. Neno provides illustrations for new quatrains, along with rich, new studies of existing prophecies from Nostradamus's original Centuries. You will be moved to tears when you get to see, for the first time, recreations of the famous HISTER, his brother in evil and tomfoolery, MABUS, and even Mabus's mirror-twin, SADDAM. BUY THE LOST QUATRAINS OF NOSTRADAMUS today!